Novelty Clock
Posted February 10, 2010
By admin
Will this satisfy my unhappy wife?
My wife is very anti-war, so I've decided to placate her. She thinks the beard I'm growing is just a fad, but I'm really up to something. I have bought a tent and hid it in our closet. She doesn't know anything about it. And I've been working with an Arabic coach in order to learn some basic Arabic phrases. I bought a turban from local novelty shop.
After my wife leaves the house next Tuesday, I'm going to set up the tent and a video camera (inside the tent). She gets home around five o'clock every day. When I hear her open the door, I'm going to shimmy into the tent and start chanting out anti-Bush phrases in Arabic. I know this will grab her attention.
When she comes up stairs I'm going to be holding up a copy of the most recent New York Times and, in Arabic, crying out anti-Bush and anti-war phrases.
I hope she gets turned on and kisses me through my Osama beard and unwraps the turban off my head as she's stripping the rest of my costume off.
What do you think?
I am extremely perplexed by you Joey the Butt sniffer.
You are a very strange little man.
Cool idea though, good luck learning a second language:)
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